Season 4, Episode 5: "The Wallet"

He stole my wallet. The bum stole my wallet.

My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!

I had my wallet in my back pocket. It's gone.

-Are you sure? -Yes, I'm sure.

I went in to get my x-rays. Somebody takes my wallet. Is that the operation?

Mr. Seinfeld, I'm Dr. Dembrow. I've been going over your x-rays.

I'm not interested in the x-rays. I want my money back.

Somebody stole my wallet. I had $225 in there.

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