The Trip 1

Season 4, Episode 1 — 66 scenes

• "Now people will move thousands of miles just for one season."
• "And then we left about 10 years ago, and we just got back."
• "-It's something, isn't it? -With Candice Bergen."
• "This was like a record. My previous record was when Jodi Hirsch..."
• "...to do the show on the 28th. They're giving me free tickets to L.A."
• "Could I have the kosher meal? I hear the kosher meal is good."
• "Could we do the Universal tour? They have that Backdraft exhibit."
• "I memorize color. This way, I can go through red, yellow, green, blue."
• "We'll talk about this a little later."
• "I haven't worked since 1934. How do you think I am?"
• "The baby's been kidnapped, and the police think they did it."
• "The boys are sent to death row and are executed."
• "Would you like to buy me a fat-free frozen yogurt at the store, Kramer?"
• "You'll never make it in this town. You're too sensitive, like me."
• "But within that basic framework, there are many subtle variations..."
• "-What mood is this? -This is "morning mist.""
• "Forensics ought to be able to nail it down."
• "What do you make of it?"
• "But I don't like it."
• "He thinks if he goes through real slow, the machine won't detect him."
• "-Over here? -Do you have a knife in the bag?"
• "Open the bag, please."
• "-What's this? -Moisturizer."
• "-What was that all about? -I must have iron-rich blood."
• "It seems to me that the closest thing we have to royalty in America..."
• "Wave to the cart people, Timmy. They're the best people in the world.""
• ""Excuse me, there's no animated pirates or bears along the way here."
• "Which audition? The music video, the horror movie..."
• "You scream good."
• "We know nothing about Eva Braun, only that she was Hitler's girlfriend."
• "What did her parents think of Hitler as a potential son-in-law?"
• "All right. Wish me luck, huh?"
• "I'm just a regular guy trying to make it in this business."
• "It's fate that you happened to be here at the same time as me."
• "I don't know, wavy. George, how would you describe Kramer's hair?"
• "I don't know, 6'3"? George, how tall is Kramer?"
• "...over there on the phone. That's Jerry. And you are...?"
• "I like to have a lot of room. I like to have my toes pointed up in the air."
• "Exactly. You know what I'm talking about, right?"
• "Hang on a second. You know what? Changed my mind. Make it a tuck."
• "Excuse me. Did you see a piece of paper on the nightstand here..."
• "I had the perfect wording of a joke I was gonna do about the airport."
• "Just get your thing together and let's get out of here."
• "-What kind of expression is that? -I don't know, sir. Police lingo."
• "I think we just caught a break."
• "-You're gonna be all right here? -Yeah. Go about your business."
• "Go, go. Don't worry about me."
• "Corbin Bernsen."
• "Do I have a case for you guys to do on L.A. Law."
• "So mind you, at this point, I'm only going out with her two, three weeks."
• "So she comes back. She finds the cat, lying on the carpet, stiff as a board."
• "I say, "You show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation..."
• "It's enough with the bar already, you know what I'm saying?"
• "I actually just had two meaningful, intelligent conversations..."
• "You know? Actual conversation. I was incredibly articulate."
• "Oh, yeah. People are always trying to give me a great case for L.A. Law."
• "And he wants Arnie Becker to represent him. Nice guy."
• "Of course, there's nothing abnormal about that. I have many suitors."
• "...you know, not doing the show in a bar."
• "-Short little bald guy with glasses. -That's the same guy I talked to."
• "The.... The conveyor belt."
• "Issue an arrest warrant. Put out an APB."
• "...in the so-called Smog Stranglings. Police have just released a photo..."
• "...of the suspect being sought in connection with the slaying."
• "You never see Magnum P.I. go, "Should I strangle this guy..."
• "We'll do a commercial, come back, I'll drive the car real fast. Stay with us.""