Season 4, Episode 1: "The Trip 1"

And second of all, I go out to the garbage...

...I find you a new cat in 15 seconds."

I say, "You show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation...

...I spring for a new cat."

So she says something to me, like, I don't know....

"Get the hell out of here." And she breaks up with me.

Now, don't you think that would be a great case on L.A. Law?

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