Season 4, Episode 1: "The Trip 1"

...asked me not to tell anybody we slept together.

I kept a lid on that for about 28 seconds.

-Well, you've come a long way. -I've matured.

The Tonight Show called and they want me...

...to do the show on the 28th. They're giving me free tickets to L.A.

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