Season 4, Episode 1: "The Trip 1"

Talk show hosts never seem to have any idea...

...how much time is left in the show.

They're always looking off-camera: "Do we have time?

How are we doing on time?

Anybody know what the time is? What's the time?"

You never see Magnum P.I. go, "Should I strangle this guy...

...or are we gonna take a break here?

Can you stay for another beating? I'll bop him in the head.

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