Season 4, Episode 1: "The Trip 1"

-I got the window seat, right? -Who said that?

-I called it. -Oh, no.

It seems to me that the closest thing we have to royalty in America...

...are the people that get to ride in those carts...

...through the airport.

Don't you hate these things? They come out of nowhere.

Beep-beep. "Cart people. Look out. Cart people. Look out."

We all scurry out of the way like worthless peasants.

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