Season 9, Episode 17: "The Bookstore"

Did you end up Xeroxing anything?

Do you know how embarrassing this is to someone in my position?

-What is your position? -I'm an associate.

-Hey, me too. -Yeah, me too.

Oh, God. Why did I do this?

Now, I'm the office skank.

Well, unless, you tell everybody you're dating.

Because if we're dating, what everyone saw was just...

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