Season 9, Episode 17: "The Bookstore"

-Sleeping in the car again? -Cocktail flu.

Oh, right, the big party.

You didn't dance again, did you?

I found a better way to humiliate myself.

There was this guy and we had a few too many.

-You went home with him? -Worse.

We made out at the table like our plane was going down.

Oh, the drunken make-out. An office classic.

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