Season 3, Episode 15: "The Suicide"

That's the great thing about Mediterranean women.

All right. So, what did you do?

-Nothing. -What kind of a man are you?

The guy is unconscious, in a coma...

...and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?

I didn't know what the coma etiquette was.

There is no coma etiquette.

See, that's the beauty of the coma. It doesn't matter what you do.