Season 3, Episode 15: "The Suicide"

...for a guy to come out of a coma before you ask his ex-girlfriend out?

Why wait? Why not just call Dr. Kevorkian.

I don't get that whole suicide machine.

There's no tall buildings where these people live?

They can't wrap their lips around a revolver like a normal person?

What's going on between you and Gina?

Well, I went with her to the hospital last night.

So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her in front of him.

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