Season 3, Episode 15: "The Suicide"

So you're saying his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs.

You can just loot the coma victim.

I give them 24 hours to get out of it.

They can't get out of it by 24 hours, it's a land rush.

So if the coma victim wakes up in a month...

...he's thrilled. He got out of the coma.

-He goes home, there's nothing left? -Nothing left!

That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

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