Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

-I don't have a washcloth. -Use a paper towel.

-You can't put that on his head. -What about a big sponge?

-How you gonna hold it on there? -Use a belt.

No, no, no. That'll-- It'll drip all over him.

-Should we walk him around? -I've seen them do that.

-That's for a drug overdose. -Maybe that's what he's got.

No, I just had lunch with him. He didn't leave the table.

Well, he could've dropped acid when you weren't looking.

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