Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

He is not a drug addict.

Maybe he's diabetic. He might just need a cookie or something.

-A cookie! -Can you give him a cookie?

-How's he gonna chew it? -Move his teeth. Worked for my uncle.

The sugar revived him.

Careful, you're getting crumbs all over him.

I've got him chewing, but I don't think he's gonna swallow.

Let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it.

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