Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

-Kramer. -What happened here?

I don't know. What should we do? We called an ambulance.

-Anyone know first aid? -Do something with the extremities.

-What extremities? -What's an extremity?

You raise the feet, get blood to the head.

You raise the head, get blood to the feet.

Okay, what about a cold compress? They always do that.

Kramer rehearsing his one line for Woody Allen's film in the apartment — trying deliveries out on the gang before the big day.

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