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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
-Kramer. -What happened here?
I don't know. What should we do? We called an ambulance.
-Anyone know first aid? -Do something with the extremities.
-What extremities? -What's an extremity?
You raise the feet, get blood to the head.
You raise the head, get blood to the feet.
Okay, what about a cold compress? They always do that.
Kramer rehearsing his one line for Woody Allen's film in the apartment — trying deliveries out on the gang before the big day.
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