Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

You're really altering your whole self-image.

What am I, Fred Mertz now? What's happening to me?

Can I do this? Am I a shusher? I used to be a shushee.

There's a lot of shushing in movie theatres. People are always shushing.

Doesn't work. Nobody knows where it's coming from.

They just hear-- "Was that a shush? I think somebody shushed me?"

Some people you can't shush. There's always a certain group.

They're talking. Everyone around them is shushing them.

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