Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

I'm not the one who said they could play till 11:00.

He makes up his own rules.

Boy, too bad. If I was up there, you'd never hear a peep out of me.

-I'm as quiet as a mouse. -Hey.

I love the one they do right after this one.

What do you do when a neighbour...

...is making a lot of noise at 3:00 in the morning?

Can you knock on someone's door and tell them to keep it down?

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