Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

You're still thinking about this?

She invites me up at 12:00 at night

And I don't go up.

"No thank you, I don't want coffee.

"It keeps me up.

Too late for me to drink coffee."

I said this to her.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

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