Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

I can't imagine what she must think of me.

She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee.

She invited me up!

Coffee's not coffee! Coffee is sex.

Maybe coffee was coffee.

Coffee's coffee in the morning.

It's not coffee at 12:00 at night.

Well, some people drink coffee that late.

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