Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

I once broke up with a guy

because he didn't keep his bathroom clean enough.

Did you tell him that was the reason?

Oh yeah, I told him all the time.

You would not have believed his tub.

Germs were building a town in there.

They were constructing offices.

Houses near the drain were going for $150,000.

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