Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

because you're gonna know the story

the minute she steps off the plane-- Really, how?

It's all in the greeting.

If she puts the bags down

before she greets you, that's good.

Right. You know, anything in--

In the lip area is good. Lip area.

A hug, definitely good.

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