Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

Wouldn't it be great if you could ask a woman

what she's thinking?

Psh. What a world that would be

if you could just ask a woman what she's thinking.

You know, instead...

I'm like a detective. I gotta pick up clues.

The whole thing's a murder investigation.

All right, listen. Don't get worked up.