Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

Hug is definitely good. Sure.

What if it's one of those hugs

where the shoulders touch,

the hips are 8 feet apart?

Those are brutal. I hate that.

You know how they do that? Also, a shake is bad.

Shake is bad. But what if it's the two-hander?

The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top.