The Handicap Spot

Season 4, Episode 22 — 91 scenes

• "So it's conceivable that while she's getting lingerie,"
• "in the middle of the day, no one can overrule me."
• "You've been impeached. You weren't even the president."
• "And the better looking they are, the faster they go."
• "Hey, how are we getting to Scott Drake's party"
• "Then the baby starts getting their presents."
• "So listen, what are you gonna get him?"
• "You know, I haven't even met the fiancée."
• "Elaine, look, I drew this triangle freehand."
• "So what? That's easy."
• "Hey, have you gotten a present yet for the Drake?"
• "Maybe we should all chip in for the gift."
• "before we go to the party, but we'll have to take your car."
• "Once he gets it, he doesn't go out for weeks."
• "JERRY: We can get him anything we want."
• "Excuse me, are you getting out?"
• "Why don't you take the handicapped spot?"
• "No! What if a handicapped person needs it?"
• "If they could drive, they wouldn't be handicapped."
• "They want to be treated just like everybody else."
• "Do you believe the deal we got on this?"
• "And how about that store, delivering it tonight?"
• "-Love the Drake. -Yeah."
• "so this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline,"
• "Lazy bum, taking up a handicapped spot."
• "How are we going to get outta here?"
• "What about the party? What about the Drake?"
• "They have to give up sometime. They can't stay all night."
• "It's not like we stuck a broomstick in her spokes,"
• "You know, most of them don't even have batteries."
• "How are we gonna get out of here? We need a plan."
• "and then, when they all run in the other direction,"
• "If that doesn't work, we'll give them Kramer."
• "GEORGE: My God."
• "You know, a lot of these scratches"
• "They-- They were hurling racial epithets at us."
• "Frank, the important thing is he didn't get hurt."
• "So, what are you doing now, Georgie?"
• "Frank, maybe you ought to make him your butler."
• "He didn't have anything to do with it."
• "Drake wants to know if we wanna come to Mineola this afternoon"
• "Yeah... Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them."
• "GEORGE: It's me."
• "Well, the handicapped woman, I went to see her."
• "Oh, what's the difference? You don't go out that much."
• "I saw the woman, and the wheelchair is totaled."
• "Look, my father works for the United Volunteers."
• "but someday we're gonna be driving along,"
• "Wheelchairs! Engagement presents!"
• "This is our best model, the Cougar 9000."
• "I put Steven Hawking in one of these two months ago."
• "Do you have something a little more..."
• "So tell me, were you guys just blown away or what?"
• "Oh, man, there is nothing like a really big TV, huh?"
• "When did this happen?"
• "Hey, I am really sorry about this, guys."
• "JERRY: Hell of a picture on this thing."
• "Are there any good Italian restaurants around here?"
• "Yeah, take it easy. Bye-bye, Allison."
• "I'm gonna put it on top of the television."
• "Oh, sure. It just doesn't have any of the frills of the Cougar."
• "regardless of the operator's tremors or spasticity."
• "It reminds me of why I got into this business"
• "Well, she can't keep it. It's not fair."
• "Maybe they're on their way to Chicago tomorrow,"
• "Don't worry, they'll make friends fast with that nice TV."
• "The engagement's off, we get the TV back."
• "Why is it me who always has to do these things?"
• "and demanding they return expensive gifts?"
• "You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo."
• "Sorry again, about you and the Drake."
• "How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate?"
• "You mean a blessing in disguise?"
• "and is our unanimous choice for the United Volunteer"
• "Reckless endangerment of public safety"
• "Parking in a handicapped spot."
• "he chased after me with a baseball bat."
• "there's no way I could ever pay him back."
• "What's the matter?"
• "Said I'm not good-looking enough for her."
• "Jerry, look at me. Look at my face, huh?"
• "She says she doesn't want to see me again."
• "you did such a good job on these."
• "You're supposed to see your face there."
• "This handicapped woman had an accident."
• "Anyway, I want you to pick up this big-screen TV"
• "Uh, hi. We're from the United Volunteers."
• "Why don't you park in front of the hydrant?"
• "Now, what are the chances of that?"
• "And you can't believe your eyes. It's too good to be true."
• "like, 100 cars into those two spots."