The Handicap Spot
Season 4, Episode 22 — 91 scenes
- "So it's conceivable that while she's getting lingerie,"
- "in the middle of the day, no one can overrule me."
- "You've been impeached. You weren't even the president."
- "And the better looking they are, the faster they go."
- "Hey, how are we getting to Scott Drake's party"
- "Then the baby starts getting their presents."
- "So listen, what are you gonna get him?"
- "You know, I haven't even met the fiancée."
- "Elaine, look, I drew this triangle freehand."
- "So what? That's easy."
- "Hey, have you gotten a present yet for the Drake?"
- "Maybe we should all chip in for the gift."
- "before we go to the party, but we'll have to take your car."
- "Once he gets it, he doesn't go out for weeks."
- "JERRY: We can get him anything we want."
- "Excuse me, are you getting out?"
- "Why don't you take the handicapped spot?"
- "No! What if a handicapped person needs it?"
- "If they could drive, they wouldn't be handicapped."
- "They want to be treated just like everybody else."
- "Do you believe the deal we got on this?"
- "And how about that store, delivering it tonight?"
- "-Love the Drake. -Yeah."
- "so this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline,"
- "Lazy bum, taking up a handicapped spot."
- "How are we going to get outta here?"
- "What about the party? What about the Drake?"
- "They have to give up sometime. They can't stay all night."
- "It's not like we stuck a broomstick in her spokes,"
- "You know, most of them don't even have batteries."
- "How are we gonna get out of here? We need a plan."
- "and then, when they all run in the other direction,"
- "If that doesn't work, we'll give them Kramer."
- "GEORGE: My God."
- "You know, a lot of these scratches"
- "They-- They were hurling racial epithets at us."
- "Frank, the important thing is he didn't get hurt."
- "So, what are you doing now, Georgie?"
- "Frank, maybe you ought to make him your butler."
- "He didn't have anything to do with it."
- "Drake wants to know if we wanna come to Mineola this afternoon"
- "Yeah... Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them."
- "GEORGE: It's me."
- "Well, the handicapped woman, I went to see her."
- "Oh, what's the difference? You don't go out that much."
- "I saw the woman, and the wheelchair is totaled."
- "Look, my father works for the United Volunteers."
- "but someday we're gonna be driving along,"
- "Wheelchairs! Engagement presents!"
- "This is our best model, the Cougar 9000."
- "I put Steven Hawking in one of these two months ago."
- "Do you have something a little more..."
- "So tell me, were you guys just blown away or what?"
- "Oh, man, there is nothing like a really big TV, huh?"
- "When did this happen?"
- "Hey, I am really sorry about this, guys."
- "JERRY: Hell of a picture on this thing."
- "Are there any good Italian restaurants around here?"
- "Yeah, take it easy. Bye-bye, Allison."
- "I'm gonna put it on top of the television."
- "Oh, sure. It just doesn't have any of the frills of the Cougar."
- "regardless of the operator's tremors or spasticity."
- "It reminds me of why I got into this business"
- "Well, she can't keep it. It's not fair."
- "Maybe they're on their way to Chicago tomorrow,"
- "Don't worry, they'll make friends fast with that nice TV."
- "The engagement's off, we get the TV back."
- "Why is it me who always has to do these things?"
- "and demanding they return expensive gifts?"
- "You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo."
- "Sorry again, about you and the Drake."
- "How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate?"
- "You mean a blessing in disguise?"
- "and is our unanimous choice for the United Volunteer"
- "Reckless endangerment of public safety"
- "Parking in a handicapped spot."
- "he chased after me with a baseball bat."
- "there's no way I could ever pay him back."
- "What's the matter?"
- "Said I'm not good-looking enough for her."
- "Jerry, look at me. Look at my face, huh?"
- "She says she doesn't want to see me again."
- "you did such a good job on these."
- "You're supposed to see your face there."
- "This handicapped woman had an accident."
- "Anyway, I want you to pick up this big-screen TV"
- "Uh, hi. We're from the United Volunteers."
- "Why don't you park in front of the hydrant?"
- "Now, what are the chances of that?"
- "And you can't believe your eyes. It's too good to be true."
- "like, 100 cars into those two spots."
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