Season 4, Episode 22: "The Handicap Spot"

The woman we bought the wheelchair for?

Yeah. She dumped me.

She dumped you?

She rolled right over me!

Said I was a hipster-doofus.

Am I a hipster-doofus?

Said I'm not good-looking enough for her.

Not good-looking.

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