Season 4, Episode 22: "The Handicap Spot"

between being single and being married

is the form of government.

You see, when you're single,

you are the dictator of your own life.

I have complete power.

When I give the order

to fall asleep on the sofa with the TV on

in the middle of the day, no one can overrule me.

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