The Junior Mint

Season 4, Episode 20 — 61 scenes

• "You know, some people actually cheat on the people they're cheating with..."
• "...and turning to the robber next to you and going:"
• "-How could you not know her name? -I was nervous. I got distracted."
• "I haven't put anything in it since sixth grade. I completely forgot about it."
• "I have some friends that try and base their whole life on that principle."
• "Well, I'm staining my floors. You know, I don't wanna get my hands dirty."
• "-Yeah. Whenever you're ready. -Okay. Soon as Elaine gets here."
• "If I watch it at my apartment, I feel like I'm not doing anything."
• "-What's wrong? -You bought me dishwashing gloves."
• "-Oh, the triangle guy. -Yeah. Exactly. The triangle guy."
• "-All right. We'll wait for you. -I can get some rubber gloves there."
• "Because I don't want him to think that I'm, you know, interested."
• "-Yeah, I've lost some weight. -A lot of weight."
• "-Thank you. -Jerry. I'm the boyfriend."
• "Dr. Whittenberg, outside call."
• "The mother lode."
• "-You get to lose weight. -Elaine, it wasn't the illness."
• "-Really. It's the truth. -Jerry, did you hear this?"
• "...I take you out for a big meal, because you are getting too thin."
• "...aren't we going to the Poconos next Friday?"
• "...see if you had any questions about tomorrow's operation."
• "And I can assure you we do not use that retractor in your friend's procedure."
• "I'll tell you what. You're obviously concerned about your friend's welfare."
• "We'll see what's inside bone."
• "Get yourself together. I don't know if I can be friends..."
• "-He falls ill, she falls in love. -You mean Florence Nightingale."
• "-What did I say, "Clara"? -You must have meant Clara Barton."
• "You know, now you gotta ask her her name. It's so embarrassing."
• "What about you? Did people make fun of your name?"
• "Of course, not everybody can be as sweet as you are."
• "Now, let's try "breast.""
• "-What are you gonna do now? -I don't know. I can't ask her now."
• "-Well, how am I gonna do that? -When she goes to the bathroom."
• "-Isn't that where they remove the--? -Don't ruin it."
• "Then we'll watch them go slice this fat bastard up."
• "-What are you eating? -Junior Mints."
• "Could you get--?"
• "-Just take one. -No. Stop-- Kramer, stop it."
• "-Did it go in? -Yes."
• "-How could they not notice it? -Because it's a little mint."
• "They don't put them next to vital organs in their abdominal cavity."
• "Why'd you force that mint on me? I didn't want the mint!"
• "Just my luck, you know? Just when he was getting thin and attractive."
• "I can't have this on my conscience. We're Leopold and Loeb."
• "Nothing, really. Just a homicide."
• "I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
• "-Or a mint. -I have Junior Mints."
• "I'd better get going. I don't wanna be late for the play."
• "I may get to go backstage and meet Olympia Dukakis."
• "Yeah, I'm sure. I gotta call the hospital. I gotta tell them what happened."
• "If his number is up, who are you to interfere?"
• "-He didn't get better, did he? -Thank you very much. Okay. Bye-bye."
• "Yes, I look forward to many years of..."
• "...to back me up, but something happened during the operation..."
• "Something perhaps..."
• "Those can be very refreshing."
• "...but, actually, we are going to the Poconos on Friday. Right, honey?"
• "You know, I really think I'm falling for you, Jerry Seinfeld."
• "It rhymes with a female body part."
• "Ages 0 through 10, candy is your life. There's nothing else."
• "That's two totally different things when you're a 7-year-old."