Season 4, Episode 20: "The Junior Mint"

Ages 0 through 10, candy is your life. There's nothing else.

Family, friends, school, they're only obstacles...

...in the way of getting more candy.

You have your favorite candies that you love.

You know, "I love those. I hate those.

I hate those. I love those."

Only a 7-year-old kid can actually taste the difference...

...between, like, a red M&M and a light-brown M&M.

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