Season 4, Episode 20: "The Junior Mint"

-What are you doing? You're crying? -No.

You're crying from Home Alone?

-The old man got to me. -All right.

Get yourself together. I don't know if I can be friends...

-...with you anymore after this display. -Oh, shut up.

What are you doing back so soon, anyway?

I never even got to the gym. Kramer got the gloves...

...wanted to come home and start working on his floor.

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