Season 9, Episode 23: "The Finale"

Perry Como helps out a fat tub who's getting robbed.

You think it's funny?

You damn right it isn't.

You better not be laughing in that courtroom, funnyman.

If you start getting all smart-alecky, making wisecracks, acting a fool...

...you're gonna find yourself in here for a long, long time.

I don't like that tie.

Susie, get one of my ties from my briefcase.