Season 9, Episode 23: "The Finale"

-Good morning. -Is everybody ready?

Didn't I tell you I wanted you to wear the cardigan?

-Makes me look older. -Look older?

You think this is a game? That what you think this is?

I'm trying to give you a moral compass. You have none.

You're gonna walk into that courtroom...

...and they'll see a mean, nasty, evil George Costanza.

I want them to see Perry Como. No one's gonna convict Perry Como.