Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Look at you, you're disgusting.
If a woman can take your presence...
...for more than 10 seconds, you should hang onto her like grim death.
Which is not far off, by the way.
Tim, do you think you should be making jokes like that?
Why not? I'm Jewish, remember?
-I know, but-- -Jerry.
It's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.