Season 9, Episode 21: "The Clip Show"

Come on, Uncle Leo, I've seen the way women look at you.

When's the last time you looked in the mirror? You're an Adonis.

You're the only one I know who's got the good stuff.

And I need it bad. I feel like I've got bugs crawling up my skin.

-Now, you gotta help me out. -Not on my watch!

I won't have you turning my office into a den of iniquity.

-Get your fix somewhere else! -Hey! Hey!

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