Season 9, Episode 17: "The Bookstore"

Did you want to speak to the manager?

Yes. My Uncle Leo was caught shoplifting here the other day.

Yes. Uncle Leo. I remember him.

I'm sorry. Our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters.

Oh, come on. He's just a lonely old man. All old people steal.

That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries.

I'll be honest with you.

We've had trouble with theft lately and my boss said...