Season 9, Episode 17: "The Bookstore"

George, what are you doing here?

I can't sell the book. It's been marked.

It certainly has.

So, I'm gonna steal another one and then I'm gonna return it.

That way, everything is even.

You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back...

...and to you that's even.

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