Season 9, Episode 15: "The Wizard"

When are they gonna learn that news about China is an instant page-turner?

It's a Wizard electronic organizer for my dad.

-I'm going to Florida for his birthday. -How much?

Two hundred. I'll tell him 50.

He doesn't care for the gift, he gets excited about the deal.

Where are you getting a Wizard for $50?

I'll tell him I got it on the street and maybe it's hot. That's his favorite.

I got a message from the Rosses at work today.

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