Season 9, Episode 7: "The Slicer"

Now, here's what I wanna do. I think I can get a section...

-...then I'll go down-- -Whoa, a section?

If I can grab my slicer and if he holds still.

No. You're not taking a deli slicer to my boss.

-It'll be ultrathin. He'll barely feel it. -No. Absolutely not.

It's my medical opinion that you're making a big mistake...

...and it's going in my chart.

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