Season 9, Episode 7: "The Slicer"

-Kramer, I really owe you. -George, we got a problem.

What? -Well, he's got a mole...

...on his shoulder, very suspicious.

Tell him you're concerned and he should see someone else.

George, why would I, a Julliard-trained dermatologist...

...send him to another doctor?

Because you're not a dermatologist.

Oh, but he thinks I am and I won't betray that trust.

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