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I'll see you later.
- Hey, I need some more matches. - What is going on in there?
I met some people smoking on the street...
...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.
- Why? - Somebody had to.
Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.
These people aren't gonna let themselves be flicked...