Season 8, Episode 9: "The Abstinence"

...your brain consists of two parts.

The intellect, represented here...

...and the part obsessed with sex.

Now, granted...

...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.

But with no-sex Louise, this previously useless lump...

...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.

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