Season 8, Episode 7: "The Checks"

Oh, no, no, no. Not the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners?

-Yeah. You heard of them? -They're a crazy religious cult.

The carpet cleaning is just a means for them to get into your apartment.

So? For a $25 cleaning, I can listen to some pointless blather.

I do it. I'm not even getting the cleaning.

I signed over 100 checks this morning.

-Hello, $12. -Excuse me.

Would you take a picture, please.

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