Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Oh, no, no, no. Not the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners?
-Yeah. You heard of them? -They're a crazy religious cult.
The carpet cleaning is just a means for them to get into your apartment.
So? For a $25 cleaning, I can listen to some pointless blather.
I do it. I'm not even getting the cleaning.
I signed over 100 checks this morning.
-Hello, $12. -Excuse me.
Would you take a picture, please.