Season 8, Episode 7: "The Checks"

Jerry, you need any new furniture?

-Why? -Elaine's new boyfriend, you know...

...he's giving me this oversized chest of drawers.

-It's a Farbman. -He's giving you furniture?

-Who is this guy? -Who are any of her losers?

You're on that list.

I gotta go home and open up the house for the carpet cleaners.

You know, they're doing my whole place for $25?

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