Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Jerry, you need any new furniture?
-Why? -Elaine's new boyfriend, you know...
...he's giving me this oversized chest of drawers.
-It's a Farbman. -He's giving you furniture?
-Who is this guy? -Who are any of her losers?
You're on that list.
I gotta go home and open up the house for the carpet cleaners.
You know, they're doing my whole place for $25?