Season 8, Episode 3: "The Bizarro Jerry"

You know, if I told my engagement story to that receptionist...

...but told her this was my fiancée....

- What? - Don't you see?

Women like that are like members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city.

People like me have not been inside in thousands of years.

But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own.

My hand's been stamped. I come and go as I please.

Well, you've cracked it.