Season 8, Episode 3: "The Bizarro Jerry"

Let me see that.

So how'd it go with Kevin? Did you steel-toe his ass back to Kentucky?

You are not gonna believe this. I told him that I just wanted to be friends.

He's fine with it. He really wants to be friends.

- Why would anybody want a friend? - It's really not that bad, actually.

He said he'd go to the Museum of Miniatures.

This is something you would never, ever do.

I mean, all that stuff is so small.

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