Season 7, Episode 19: "The Wig Master"

"What if I get killed? Is my wig on straight?"

I don't know when the whole wig thing

came into style for a man,

but I know when it went out:

when the mirror was invented.

No guy is looking in a mirror,

powdering a thatch of horsehair on his head, going,

"All right, let's go rap to the ladies."