Season 7, Episode 19: "The Wig Master"

I was thinking about the wig historically.

I guess the Revolutionary War

was the last war fought in wigs,

and it seems like that must have been hard.

You know, they're going into battle, you think,

"Well, do I have my bullets? Do I have my bobby pins?"

You know, you gotta make sure you have everything.

Lot more to worry about.

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