Season 7, Episode 9: "The Sponge"

Elaine and her Sponges. She's got like a war chest full of them.

I don't see why you can't just use condoms.

Oh, no, no. No, condoms are for single men.

The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever.

Just once, for the make-up sex.

Make-up sex? You have to have that...

...right after the fight. We're way past that.

-Come on, just once. -No, no, I hate the condom.

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