Season 7, Episode 9: "The Sponge"

-Okay. You're checked in. -Thank you.

-Here's your AIDS ribbon. -No, thanks.

-You don't wanna wear one? -No, no.

-But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon. -I have to?

-Yes. -See, that's why I don't want to.

But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon.

You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully.

Hey! Hey, you, come back here! Come back here and put this on!

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