Season 7, Episode 2: "The Postponement"

I didn't have any sex.

You didn't have make-up sex? How could you not have make-up sex?

That's the best feature of the heavy relationship.

I missed out on the make-up sex.

In your situation...

...the only sex you're gonna have better than make-up sex...

...is if you're sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit.

Yeah, conjugal-visit sex. That is happening.

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