Season 7, Episode 2: "The Postponement"

I live and breathe.

I felt terrible. I thought she was gonna collapse and kill herself.

Yes, it's very difficult. Few men have the constitution for it.

That's why breakups take two or three tries.

You gotta build up your immunity.

You see those tears, you don't know what to do.

It's like she was on fire. I was just trying to put her out.

Well, at least you probably had some pretty good make-up sex afterwards.

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