Season 6, Episode 16: "The Beard"

Scalp was clean.

She had a nice skull.

There just wasn't a lot of hair on it.

You know, you've had, like, a religious awakening. You're like a bald-again.

Gonna need a little more coffee here.

So, George, how do I beat this lie detector?

I'm sorry. Jerry, I can't help you.

You got the gift. You're the only one that could help me.

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